250+ Savage Comebacks for “Don’t Tell Me What to Say”

When someone hits you with “Don’t tell me what to say,” the energy shifts instantly. Whether they’re being dramatic, rude, or defensive, the right savage comeback can shut down the moment with confidence and humor. These comebacks are sharp, smart, and lethal—but still clean enough to use anywhere. Choose your style funny, sarcastic, cold, confident, … Read more